The Hamdog - this is possibly one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.

There is a fast food joint on Queen, near the Opera House here in Toronto, that sells something called the Heart Attack Burger. I can't remember what's on it, but it doesn't even come close to this:

"A hotdog wrapped by a beef pattie that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, & onions and served on a hoagie roll. Oh yeah, then topped with a fried egg & french fries"

I'd also like to call some serious shenanigans on the first paragraph. No one who eats this sort of thing can possibly be labeled "petite".

I'd like to say something about being a vegetarian and how insane this food product sounds, but my left arm just went numb thinking about it.