Patients forced to make way for Kylie

Another big head scratcher. A whole wing of cancer patients at a hospital in Melbourne were kicked out of their beds to make way for pop singer Kylie Minogue - who incidentialy was placed in a wing for cardio patients who require monitoring (which she did not).

I'm sorry Melbounre, but you will have to do better than that if you hope to stay in contention with Zimbabwe and China (see below). Try tossing a couple babies off the roof for Brintney Spears' impending "Seed of Chucky" or something...

Patients forced to make way for Kylie CANCER BATTLE Breaking News 24/7 - NEWS.com.au (02-06-2005)