Dude, where's my manhood?

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing at this, but come on - you know this guy is gonna get raked over the coals for ever by his friends for this one.

Teen girl charged after friend pushed

The Sault Star

A teenaged girl is accused of pushing her boyfriend to the ground at Pancake Bay Provincial Park Monday night. An argument escalated into a physical confrontation, Ontario Provincial Police reported. The female, 17, was charged with assault. Her name cannot be released under the Youth Criminal Justice Act.