Nookular Winfall for Bush

You are safe, America. For now.

Heh. So North Korea has decided to stop it's nuclear program so long as we pay them to do so. Hmmm - sweet deal if you ask me. Here's how I see the conversation going:

International Community: So, do you have nuclear weapons?

North Korean: Yup, and we're working on more.

IC: Can we see them?

NC: Nope, but believe me, they're there alright.

IC: Sooo, what do you plan to do with them?

NC: Hmmm, I dunno yet. Sell 'em, use 'em... not too sure.

IC: OK, so let's get this straight. You are telling us, you have nuclear weapons, though you refuse to prove it. You may or may not be making more, and you may or may not be intending to use/sell them to who knows. Is that about right?

NC: Let's see... looks good to me, yeah.

IC: Well, we may have a problem with that.

NC: With what? Look for yourself, there's nothing here? See? Now, get out. We have nukes to build.

IC: (Shakes head) What?

NC: Yeah, that's right. Cower in fear, bitches.

IC: How much is it gonna take this time?

NC: Hold on, I've been practicing, Ahem: "You dare insult the mighty communist nation of North Korea with bribery?! Your capitalist dogma holds no sway over the mighty juggernaut of enlightenment and brute strength that is out nation!! We mock your collective impotence!" How was that.

IC: C'mon now, we brought the cheque-book.

NC: Oh! OK, lemmie just go grab the bill....