Slow news day = Fearmongering Pt. II

Ok. So the last one was stupid, this is off the f*cking chart. Just read the first paragraph:

"That maple tree in your front yard may be magnificent this time of year, cloaked in the colorful robes of splendor that herald the transition from one season to the next, but you might want to give it even more respect. It could be a killer."

Funny how the article is actually about trees attacking foreign plants that try to take up root in their area as a defense mechansim, but you would know that for the first couple of paragraphs. And I commend anyone who actually reads all 3 pages of this shite.