I'd stick a Finger in It!

I'm actually pretty happy to hear this...

For those not in the know, this woman claimed she found half a finger in her bowl of chilli at a Wendy's in San Jose, CA. Problem was, no one was missing a finger! No the staff, not the delivery people, not the meat packers, no one. This woman has a history of frivolous lawsuits (read: common pasttimes in the US), and deserves everything she gets. I still want to know where the finger came from (clue: this woman's aunt died just before this happened. gross, yeah i know)

NBC11.com - News - Police Arrest Woman Who Claims She Found Finger In Chili